FUCK. I’ve not had a speeding ticket in about 10 years or so. Actually, something more like 12 years. Anyway, I went to pick up Brendon from school today in Sherry’s car (no radar detector) and I went 62 mph in a 45 mph (where everyone else drives about 55-60 all the time!!!!) and got pulled over IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT for speeding. The kicker? I left my wallet at home. So, I got a speeding ticket AND a ticket for no driver’s license.
So, now I get to go through the BS that is the traffic court system. I FUCKING HATE TRAFFIC COURT. Worse, I SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN MY OWN CAR WHICH HAS A RADAR DETECTOR IN IT. FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK. I am fit to be tied.
There’s nothing worse than going to traffic court. Nothing. I’d rather have to go through a gingivectomy or even my vasectomy again rather than have to go to traffic court. Oh, and it doesn’t end there. Then I get to go through the stupid driver’s improvement BS.
If ever I am justified in having my radar detector, it’s after a bullshit incident like this. Whenever my detector chirps I get under the speed limit ASAP. Typically, that’s well before I get into actual radar range. Today, my lack of radar detection fucked me. That won’t happen again. Oh no, Deputy Mxxxx, it won’t happen again. You will only be able to catch other unsuspecting drivers without radar detectors from now on.
Oh, and for one more time: FUCK!!!!